im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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I’ve been looking out of a window for eighteen years, dreaming about what I might feel…
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this is my favourite photo on tumblr. it’s perfect.
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the janitor at the junior high drew these in the cafeteria oh my god
WHY IS HE A JANITOR
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Today i saw a bench that looked like it was supposed to be a really cool art piece but on further inspection had just been hit by a car
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i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name
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my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao
tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons
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